the iain report


unveiling
September 9, 2007, 6:10 pm
Filed under: general iain

the time is drawing near where we will either have to reveal this horrible blog to its subject of affection, or stow it away in the dungeons of our minds until we work up the courage in the future. my logical mind suggests that we take the second option, however, the part of me that enjoys watching skaters brain themselves by accident tells me that seeing iain’s face when he finds out about this would be such a good laugh.

to this effect, we have discussed a few different methods of unveillance, a favourite of mine being this one, submitted by ric browning;

“invite him to stay over then write the url on his forehead while he’s sleeping”.

i also considered laying out a sort of scavenger hunt for him, whereby each clue leads him closer to his “prize”, though that word is not entirely descriptive of what, for iain, the end result of such a hunt would be.

i think it may be soon though.

sam.


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e-u-c_mfer here…

Record the unveiling! However you tell him, record him somehow! Seeing his face as he learns of it would be hella funny! =D

Comment by prs14

Idea, not necessarily leading to an unveiling, but could. Post up the email of this delightful chap, and get readers to email saying how much of a fan of his they are. Confusion may bound. Or not. Depends on the volume of readers who don’t know him.

Comment by Womble

It’s gonna be a ground-force moment when this is unveiled, sadly i won’t be there to use my excellent camera skills when the time comes. But i agree with the sentiments that it should indeed be documented.

One of the moderators phones should do it.

Comment by richardjamesbrowning

I also agree with Womble! You should get EF readers to make e-mails saying they’re fans and stuff, but to avoid saying “of what” they are fans of, other than him personally. Then when he says “wtf m8s?” you could record him seeing the site.

=D

Comment by prs14

Iain, as a complete stranger on the Internet, I found your life hilarious.

Comment by Paedophile with his hand in his pants




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