Filed under: asda with iain, driving with iain, general iain, memories of iain
tonight, we had a barbeque at tom’s house. iain came over but he declined our offer of food, citing the reason that he had already eaten. we talked about a few things, such as the party which iain attended years ago where amongst other misdeeds, he urinated on a barbeque. the house party was being hosted by a reported knobjock though, so i feel iain must be absolved of any guilt as he was working in the interest of karmic balance. this guy who owned the house is called keanie, and apparently was such a compulsive liar that he was known to sit on msn and say; “i’m gonna suicide, i’m taking the pills.. aaarrgggh, aaarrghh. i’m dying now. arrrrgh.” so, judge iain for yourself.
after the hilarity of that story cleared, iain and i took our leave and went down to asda, where i could get some money off “my” shopping. to be fair neither of us bought anything that would constitute actual food, so asda, if you’re reading this, please be lenient on me. my abuse of your store is nothing personal.
sam.
